INCIDENTS FROM RAMAYANA AS INTERPRETED
BY’ WALKILEAKS’
(Fictitious, but
plausible interpretations of well-known incidents in Ramayana, concocted by me)
‘Wikileaks’ unearthing
the secret correspondences of governments is hot news now-a-days.
Here
is an imaginary ‘Walkileaks’- a fore-runner of present day Wikileaks.
Walkileaks is a collection of secret documents and messages from kings and
queens of Ramayana and Mahabharata period transmitted in the format of written,
verbal and thought medium,. These had been leaked out by Wakileaks, but the
decency of that era prevented them from being published lest they tarnish the
fair names of our revered heroes of that time... Based on the segment recently
decoded, an incident of Ramayana not recorded by Valmiki or others is given
below. The accuracy or authenticity is not guaranteed. These may not offend any
religious or sectarian sentiments, but enjoyed for their plausibility
Now the story: WHY SHIVA DHANUSH BROKE ?
Shiva Dhanush:
Vishwakarma, the celestial craftsman forged out three
Bows for the Three Gods: 1) Vijaya Dhanush
for Vishnu, Shiva Dhanush for Shiva, and Gaandeeva for Brahma. After their use,
they passed them on to other lower gods or very famous humans. Thus Vijaya
Dhanush was inherited by Parasurama . Shiva dhanush was
inherited by Janaka’s fore fathers.
Gandeeva was inherited by Agni and then given to Arjuna.
Janaka
is worried about finding a match for Jaanaki (Seeta). He wants to find a strong
and well educated person as a groom. So he declares that whoever lifts and
strings the Heavenly Bow –Shiva Dhanush, (lying in a corner of his stores for
centuries being un-used but worshipped
daily with Dhoopa and Deepa), would win the hand of Jaanaki. It was only after
his giving wide publicity that he realizes that the specifications for the
groom were not drawn by his Home minister correctly. He should have specified
ineligibility clause also, to prevent undesirable persons from contesting.
On the
appointed day, a large number of aspirants are assembled to try their hand to
win Seeta, among them is the demon, Ravana. also. A large crowd of sages and
commoners have gathered to watch the grand spectacle of ‘Swayamvara’, Sage
Vishwamitra is taking Rama and Laxmana,the
two sons of Dasharatha,back to Ayodhya after completion of their work of
protecting his Yagnya. On way, he has stopped over at Mithila to entertain the
two boys with the sight of groom-selection. (Swayam-vara) of Seeta.
Seeta
almost faints when she sees Ravana, a strong but grotesque person with ten
heads among the contenders. Janaka also does not relish the possibility of
having Ravana as his son-in-law, and is praying that somehow Ravana should
fail. He heaves a sigh of relief when Ravana lifted the bow and pulled the
string hard but it slipped from his grip and the bow hit him in the chin
sending him reeling. Since all who had responded had failed, the groom-selection
is about to be called off.
It is
then that Vishwamitra asks Rama to go and have a look at the Celestial Bow.
Rama rose from the crowd and walked to the Shiva Dhanush. Seeta sitting in the
Zanana saw Rama and it was ‘Love at First Sight’!
Then
you know all that happened, Vishwamitra introduced Rama to Janaka, as the son
of Dasharatha, Rama bowed in reverence to the Bow, and lifted it, and while
attempting to string it, the Bow broke into two with a shattering sound.
Everybody stood up to praise Rama for his superhuman strength and skill. Janaka
was overjoyed to have Rama, an accomplished and eligible boy from a famous
Royal family as his son-in-law. So,’ all was well that ended well’, and then
you know the famous ‘ Seetha Kalyanam’ as described by Valmiki and its grandeur,
sung over and over again by all “Seeta
kalyanam .. Vaibhogamay”!.
It was
after the marriage that Janaka started thinking how and why the famous Shiva Dhanush
broke into pieces rendering itself useless.
He ordered for a secret inquiry into the incident by his Scientific
Adviser. The report came in 3 months. The summery of the report (which ran into
several volumes,) is given below.
Quote.
“After
microscopic examination of fracture and also the history of the Bow, the
Inquiry committee gave a unanimous report. It traced the past history of the
various wars and battles where the Bow was used. During the Great War between
Lord Shiva and the demon Thripurasura, the demon threw an axe at Shiva. Shiva dodged it but the axe
hit the Bow in the middle and left a big dent. Since the Bow was functional,
neither Shiva nor any body bothered about it. But there was a minor crack and a
Zone of Stress Concentration (commonly known as ZSC) at the place of dent.
Subsequently, every time the Bow was used and the string pulled, a little
stress was added. Further, as the Bow was bent and then suddenly released.
reversal of stress took place and’ Fatigue’ set in. This helped the dormant
crack to develop slowly. Since it was still below the threshold limit, it had
not attained criticality. After a long time of disuse while it was lying in the
corner of Janaka’s store, When it was brought out during Seeta Swayamvara ,for
the demonstration of strength by the competitors, the stress began
accumulating. When Ravana bent it for stringing, he over stressed it then from
the compression state the Bow sprang back when the string slipped from the grip
of Ravana causing a sudden reversal of stress. The crack had gathered momentum,
yet holding. When Sri Rama lifted it and bent it for stringing, it was the
proverbial ‘ last straw on the camel’s back’ All the minor cracks rushed
together And all-in-a-sudden, the Mighty Shiva Dhanus broke unexpectedly and
with terrible bang, shaking the earth!
Conclusion:
This was a typical case of crack
formation, stress concentration and Fatigue failure, aggravated by ageing,
ultimately resulting in unexpected and sudden failure.”
When
this report reached the hand of Janaka, he was at a loss to decide whether to
publicize it or shelve it. He thought it may harm the good image of his
son-in-law.
**On second thought, he felt, the breaking
of Shiva Dhanush might have been willed by Lord Shiva himself!
Ravana
was a great devotee of Lord Shiva. But as all the Devas complained that he was
a Loka Kantaka (menace to the world), Lord Vishnu had come down to earth as
Rama, to fight with Ravana and kill him. On stringing the Shiva Dhanush and
winning the hand of Seeta, Janaka would have naturally gifted the celestial Bow to his
son-in-law. And the Shiva Dhanush would have been used against Ravana, a
devotee of Shiva, which would cause Him embarrassment! So it was better if the Bow broke at the hand
of Rama, rendering it use-less.! Thus, Lord Shiva might have willed it to break
after serving the purpose of Seeta marrying Rama.**
So he decided that the report be shelved and
the case closed.
Now
Walkileaks have come out with this report which is logical and plausible, they
have also hastened to emphasize that it meant no disrespect to Rama as he did
not depend on this Shivadhanush incident to prove his strength. The breaking of
Bow and Sita’s marriage to Rama were all predestined!
**
This is an after-thought added on 20/08/2014!)
That was very entertaining! I read it on the train on the way to work and I could not help laughing out aloud at the "secret enquiry"! Thoroughly enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to further walkileaks!